12 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE JULY 21, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE You SEE WHERE "BEEFY SOPHOMORE LOVE SLAVES II" AS been ReLEASE.

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ETHAN GREEN...

AND ALTHOUGH HISTORICALLY YOU'VE LACked THE COMPOSURE TO FACE RENTING SUCH CINEMA TOGRAPHY AT YOUR LOCAL Videostiff, THE PROSPECT OF WAITING FOR THE HATSISTERS TO PURCHASE TÅE FILM FOR YOUR BIRTH&AY (STILL 9 MONTHS AWAY) iS UNACCEPTABLE... OH-BUT-YOU-SHOUL&N'T-HAVE. WHAT, And Miss our Favourite's (6TH) 23rd biRTHDAY PDON'T be SILLY!

JY Eric Orner. So YOU LIFT YOUR CHIN, SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS, & APPROACH THE CHECK OUT COUNTER.. FOREIGN

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We're Glad

You did..

So SILLY

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ADULT FILM NUMber 2715xxx” YOU WHIMPER. "YOU'VE GOTTA bring US THE box UP here, sir" TRUMPETS "SEAN, A VidEoCLERK, HELPFULLY..

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AND,LIKE,T SEE YOU BEHIND THOSE GROUCHO

GLASSES, ETHAN

AND, LIKE, You be THOSE G GLAS

SO, HELL, WHAT DO YOU CARE IF YOUR WHOLE NEIGH boRHOOD KNOWS YOU ARE A DESPERATE, CRAVEN, PER vert... (SiGH)... How Ridiculous... TRY BEING A LITTLE LESS SELF INVOLVed. WHO CARES WHAT You RENT...Look ARound.... NO ONE'S PAYinG YOU ANY ATTENTION AT ALL...

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AND IF PASSersby STOP You To inquire AFTer THAT SCARLet "p", YOU JUST TELL Them IT STANDS For "Personable", or "ProFound" or "PUNCTUAL" OR "Pet Owner", or...

HOME TO PARTAKE IN THE SIN OF Pornography, SISTER GREEN P

WHAT

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PASS OFF SISTER TODD.

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SO I SAID TO HER, "I WON'T BE TOYED WITH, DEIRDRE. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE YOUR SEXUAL PLAYTHING!

SPEAKING OF WHICH...DID I MENTION THE SUCCULENT DETAILS OF MY NIGHT WITH BABETTE THE WAITRESS? TALK ABOUT A FEAST.

OFFICE

EXCUSE ME. I HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT...

WOULD ONE OF YOU GO WORK THE REGISTER? THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS! KEEP YOUR LOVE LIVES OUT OF IT!

PRESENTLY...

HI! IS JEZANNA IN?

YEAH. I'LL Buzz HER. WHO SHOULD

HIMMINGAM

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I SAY IS HERE?

1995 BY ALISON BECHDEL

MEANWHILE...

THANK YOU, CLARENCE THOMAS AND SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR.

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LEMME SEE... I THINK MY FAVORITE ARGUMENT AGAINST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS THAT "SPECIAL TREATMENT IS INSULT. ING TO AFRICAN AMERICANS. I MEAN, HOW MANY WHITE GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHO FEEL "INSULTED" BY THE SPECIAL TREATMENT THEY'VE GOTTEN FOR CENTURIES?

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CLARICE, WILL YOU PUT DOWN THE PAPER? WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER FOR AN HOUR A DAY. COULD WE AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION?

HI, BABY! I GOT THOUGHT I'D COME UP

AUDREY? THE WEEKEND OFF!!

AND GIVE YOU A

THRILL!

I'M HAVING A CONVER-

SATION!

WITH WHO? I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT HOW TO COME OUT TO MY PARENTS, WHEN YOU PICKED UP THE NEWSPAPER AND STARTED RANTING!

TOW!, I'VE HEARD YOUR PLANS TO COME OUT TO YOUR FOLKS NINE MILLION TIMES SINCE WE FIRST MET. EXCUSE ME IF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE MY MIND WANDERS.

OKAY, CLARICE! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU! I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS! I'M GOING OVER TO GLORIA'S WHERE SOMEONE WILL LISTEN TO ME!

OH YEAH? AND WHAT ELSE WILL SHE DO TO YOU?

WA HAA!

SHUT UP! DON'T

YOU EVER TALK

ABOUT HER LIKE THAT! YOU ARE SO FULL OF...

OF POOP!

SLAM

POOP.

The Distress

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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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